"...So you weren't paying attention?"
"Hey! Don't make this my fault! I have a lot going on, I'm really stressed out. They're renovating my bathroom and the workmen are scared of my dogs so I have to take them everywhere with me which isn't easy, and my pony is sick and may be dying and I don't know how I'll be able to afford the vet bills, and the guy who works at the barn knows dick about horses and is fucking everything up and I can't move him to another barn because some ass blond fucked with me a few years ago and is Satan,"
"....Do you believe you're a threat to yourself or others?"
"No,"
"Great, lets get you discharged,"
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